Terms of Use
By accessing Booktrovert.org, you agree to the following Terms of Use (or at least to squint at them and nod politely):
- You will not hold us liable for any spiritual confusion, literary euphoria, or existential dread caused by the content herein.
- You understand this is a parody-slash-devotional site, and not the official Booktrovert.com.
- You agree not to steal our ghost (he’s been through a lot).
- You may link to our pages, share our work, or tell your friends about the glowing book beneath your floorboards.
- If you’re a lawyer, this is probably not enforceable. But also, wow — you made it this far?
These terms are subject to change whenever the Ghost of Mark Twain gets a new idea or the wind changes direction.
Booktrovert.org — Not legally binding. Just soulfully suggestive.